Pi Time: Archive

Jul 31, 201213,565 notes

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

Jul 31, 201299,025 notes

me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band

Jul 31, 2012149,845 notes

someone: That's so gay
white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
someone: That's so gay
gay person: I know right

Jul 31, 2012151,591 notes

foxnewsofficial:

i really think kony could have been stopped if there’d just been more awareness on the internet

Jul 31, 201244 notes

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Jul 30, 20122,149 notes

rashidajones:

gif is actually pronounced bon iver

Jul 30, 201224,195 notes

yeah i’m straight

straight up gay

Jul 30, 201213,435 notes

dietchola:

“fuck love” the 12 year old girl writes on facebook after breaking up with her boyfriend of 3 days

Jul 28, 20125,980 notes

hurpaderp:

my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her

Jul 28, 2012112,113 notes

troyyy:

Everyone is talking about the queen but beyonce isnt even at the olympics?

Jul 28, 20124,041 notes

Olympics Committee: So for the opening ceremony-
Danny Boyle: Punks with engorged heads jumping on stilts.
Olympics Committee: .. well we were thinking traditional so-
Danny Boyle: People wearing glowing wings, riding bicycles into the sky.
Olympics Committee:
Danny Boyle:
Olympics Committee:
Danny Boyle:
Olympics Committee:
Danny Boyle:
Olympics Committee:
Danny Boyle: A giant floating baby.

Jul 28, 201232 notes

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

Jul 28, 201260,413 notes

Jul 28, 201248,656 notes

your-vagina:

Christian Bale just made a special trip to visit the victims of the Aurora shooting. Atheist Bale hasn’t been heard from at all.

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0

Jul 27, 201224,241 notes

aquus:

when people tag pictures of themselves as cute/hot/sexy

Jul 27, 201213,822 notes

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narwhalsareevolvedunicorns:

quinnfaboob:

the high school musical chad barbie omg imma cry

He majored in VACATION.

Jul 27, 201210,861 notes

anrdew:

teapayne:

Boring night? Go find your mom and tell her you’re pregnant, it should spice things up

she didn’t believe me

Jul 27, 201214,045 notes

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