Pi Time

whenpumpkin:

moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit

myspacefamosity:

I hate 10 year olds because they think they know everything and the whole time you’re with them they just are trying to explain things to you so they can look smart and they’re always fat and ugly and don’t know how to dress

Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

the-spruce-moose:

i know in life you are meant to be thankful for food and shelter and safety and shit but im just glad i haven’t called a teacher mum or dad yet this year

gothicwoadie:

daddyfuckedme:

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE REBLOG BRUTAL MURDER SCENES I DON’T WANT TO SEE THIS I REALLY DON’T. YOU’RE CORRUPTING MY INNOCENT EYES

ok but your url is daddyfuckedme

tsubomicode:

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nepeter:

maybe if u didnt add the dumb ass comment i’d reblog it from you

lizuhd:

yeah i have my own unique art style it’s called horrible

shit-blogs-say:

hershey’s more like hair cheese